Anyone(or anything) can be a celebrity. All you have to do is follow the list. Remember, follow it in the given order.
- Be absolutely talentless.(think about almost every single celebrity)
- Have absolute killer looks (artificially enhanced, of course).
- Follow everything said by management.
- Have no knowledge of what you are doing.
- Wear very weird (skimpy and fetish type) outfits.
- Make stupid statements to the press.
- Be followed around by the paparazzi.
- Be in high profile relationships with other equally stupid stars.
- (Bonus- Get abused by other stars.)
- (Double bonus – Be in relationships not considered normal or legal.)
- (Must – Declare every relationship as the one and have an even higher profile breakup.)
- Have drug issues.
- Have alcohol issues.
- Enter rehab.
- Exit rehab.
- Repeat.
- Die. (Must have some controversy associated). Bonus – (Controversy of suicide or murder or overdose.)
- Or make a comeback. (in which case start again from Step 1)