How To Be A Celebrity In Easy Steps


Anyone(or anything) can be a celebrity. All you have to do is follow the list. Remember, follow it in the given order.

  • Be absolutely talentless.(think about almost every single celebrity)
  • Have absolute killer looks (artificially enhanced, of course).
  • Follow everything said by management.
  • Have no knowledge of what you are doing.
  • Wear very weird (skimpy and fetish type) outfits.
  • Make stupid statements to the press.
  • Be followed around by the paparazzi.
  • Be in high profile relationships with other equally stupid stars.
  • (Bonus- Get abused by other stars.)
  • (Double bonus – Be in relationships not considered normal or legal.)
  • (Must – Declare every relationship as the one and have an even higher profile breakup.)
  • Have drug issues.
  • Have alcohol issues.
  • Enter rehab.
  • Exit rehab.
  • Repeat.
  • Die. (Must have some controversy associated). Bonus – (Controversy of suicide or murder or overdose.)
  • Or make a comeback. (in which case start again from Step 1)